Admittedly, the title of this post is a little dramatic, but not by much. According to deathclock.com I have about thirty-six years left. That means I’m half done!

Eep.

In other news of my continual deterioration, I went to the optometrist last week and got reading glasses because my eyes get too tired while working on the computer. At least I know that if I drop dead while reading Valley of the Dolls I’ll look fabulous (I got Armani frames).